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I'm 19, living in central florida, kind of a crazy bitch... i'll admit to it. I try to be honest about things and try to be my weird self 24/7. I really dig super tall, skinny, nerdy guys, freaking people out and pleasant surprises.
A rabid Harry Potter fan took his life yesterday after inadvertently learning a plot spoiler from the soon-to-be-released J.K. Rowling movie, “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.”
Jude Ralston, 32, of Hudson, Ohio left a suicide note indicating that since overhearing the plot spoiler at a shopping mall earlier in the day, “I no longer have a reason to live.”
Family and friends who gathered for a candlelight memorial outside Mr. Ralston’s house remembered a man who seemed to live only for Harry Potter - and wondered if they could have done anything to prevent his tragic fate.
“When Jude got that vanity license plate that said ‘Hogwarts,’ that seemed harmless enough,” said Polly Clovis, who attended Model U.N. with Mr. Ralston while the two were in high school. “But when he started wearing that wizard hat around town, we really should have seen that as a cry for help.”
According to friends of Mr. Ralston, the Potter fanatic had done everything in his power to protect himself from stumbling across Potter plot spoilers, even disconnecting his computer from the Internet and avoiding his favorite vintage comic book store.
Ms. Clovis said that she hoped Mr. Ralston’s death would cause federal authorities to tighten the flow of Harry Potter plot information to prevent similar tragedies from taking place.
“In my heart I believe that could have saved Jude’s life, even if he didn’t have one,” she said.
RIP
source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/man-commits-suicide-after_b_231271.html
….seriously?! wtf.
I think this is tragic, that someone could kill themselves over this. It makes me sad.
this is a joke right
….seriously?! wtf.
surely if he was that much of a fan, he’d have read the books?… it doesn’t add up.
Fact: Spoilers suck more than anything.
……………………..
what a twat. if it’s true.
Honestly, if this isn’t bullshit, this person didn’t have anything to live for anyways.
wouldn’t he have read the book?
mmmm harry potter has that affect on people! WTFFFF THOUGH! if he was that much of a fan, his ass should have read the...
Oh srsly. people are so pathetic at times.
I’m glad to know I have this much power over people. lol that’s pathetic, he would have died anyways, they just helped...
If he was such a “rabid Harry Potter fan,” why did he not know this already? I don’t claim to be a rabid fan, I haven’t...
if he was such a huge fan wouldnt he have already read the books and known that? wtff
My mind refuses to comprehend this stupidity.
People had shirts with this one them at the movie. But really? He was an “avid fan” and didn’t read the book? Poser.
awh man, that’s so good
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If they were truly big Harry Potter fans, wouldn’t they have read the books?
0.o…people are strange. I think he should have read the books, but with all due respect, RIP.
Exactly, I was about to say that.. Then he must not be that rabid.
It may seem mean. But, all I can do is fucking laugh! Plus, yes, he should’ve read the books and already known that was...
The thing that’s troubling me is...came out a good few years ago.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
Seriously? If this happened a few years ago and he ACTUALLY READ THE BOOKS then maybe I’d feel worse. But god damn :|
For some reason, I loled at this. Not because the guy killed himself, but because someone put Snape Kills Dumbledore on...
WHHHHHHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
That is the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard. No offense to this guy, but as the person before me said, if he was really...
soradioactive:goodbyesounds:carlovely:
Just pointing out the weak spot. I hate a poorly organized joke.
HAHAHA. Wow, and I usually don’t fall for shit. Guess I should read every paragraph, eh? :| My first thought was It’s an...
this is really? holy shittt
LOL THAT ARTICLE IS A LIE. IT’S A COMEDIC-LIKE NEWS SITE :|
This appears to be a hoax. First, it’s not being reported by anyone reputable. Look closely at the HuffPo article. Andy...
Seems they forgot the last line of the article: “Elsewhere, stocks rallied on news of Goldman Sachs’ joint venture with...
Seriously…he should have read the books…that’s wild…
Oh hell naw. I’m done here.
rabid fan, wouldn’t
If he “lived for harry potter”, he wouldn’t just be a fan of the movies, and would have read the books, fully knowing...
books & already known...Snape killed Dumbledore....mean, the...
When you come to...motherfucking movie/book is “all that you are living for”… you’ve got...
What a fucking coward.
This is ridiculous. The book came out four years ago. Everybody...Dumbledore dies....
“rabid fan,” i wonder why he apparently hadn’t read...book yet? i’ve never
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
don’t you think...LIVED FOR HARRY POTTER...he’d fucking read
Potter, wouldn’t...read the book and already know?